Penguin wrappers have these awful, make-you-groan jokes printed on them. Got one here that says; "Funny Fact 4: It's impossible to lick your own ... elbow." Who has actually tried that, BEFORE they saw it on a Penguin wrapper?
Went to church this morning, and realised that I should wear a jumper for the next few Sundays! Brrr! It was freezing, and that was with the central heating on!