(Kleptomania strikes again!)
1.) When showering, do you start the water and then get in or get in and start the water?
Get in and turn the shower on!
2.) Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottle?
Only when I'm buying the shampoo!
3.) Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal essence commercial?
No. (And I use Herbal Essence shampoo!)
4.) Have you ever showered with someone of the opposite sex?
Not in reality! Maybe in fantasy world... 
5.) Have you ever been forced to shower with one of your siblings?
Never been forced to share a shower with them!
6.) Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower?
No. Who thinks up this questionnaire!?!
7.) Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot?
No. The soap always slides away to the plughole! Probably escaping!
8.) How old do you look?
According to shop assistants, not old enough to buy drink!
9.) How old do you act?
Depends on the circumstances!
10.) What's the last song you sang?
Good Riddance by Green Day, when it was playing on my MP3 player.
11.) Have you recently become a member of anything?
My friend started a Football Appreciation Society at University, a couple of months ago!
12.) What are your plans for the weekend?
Going to watch the Arsenal this afternoon! Very nervous! 
13.) Do you kiss with your eyes opened or closed?
Never been kissed.
14.) Have you ever ridden a mechanical bull?
No.
15.) Did you ever intentionally vomit after eating?
Never intentionally; though on a couple of occasions, it has been self inflicted!
16.) If you were working on a pirate ship, what would you most likely be?
The captain. Because everyone does what I say, or they walk the plank! Hahahahaha! 
17.) Have you ever called anyone a slut?
Erm. Do "celebrities" count?
18) Have you ever been called a slut?
Yes.
19). Have you ever smuggled something into America?
Never been to America.
20). Does playing the guitar make a girl/guy more attractive?
No, because that would make Busted and McFly attractive!
21). Do you live in a city with a good sports team?
I live in London. We have Arsenal (quality football). We also have Chelski, but they are only good because they've got a billionaire behind them!
22). Have you ever finished off the popcorn?
Yes. Most of the time. But it is often only me eating it! 
23). How many people do you think would come to your funeral?
Depends how old I am, and how many of them are still alive!
24). How many of them would come just to make sure you're dead?
Erm. Non of them, I hope! (Okay, maybe Big Sister! )
25). Do you have more enemies or more friends?
More friends.
26.) Have you ever sent an anonymous letter?
No. What would be the point?!
27.) Can you fix ur own car?
I don't own a car!
28.) Have you ever turned someone down for a date?
Don't think so!
29.) Are you smarter than your friends?
No.
30.) Have you ever stolen anything from your friends?
No.
31.) Have you ever been to jail?
No.
32.) Should you have?
No. I'm a good girl (adjusts halo!).
32.) Do you like the taste of beer?
Not really. Neither does my stomach!
34.) Have you ever died or killed someone in a dream?
Never killed anyone! Most of my dreams involve sex!
35.) Have you ever given to charity?
Yes.
36.) Would you kill a dog for £1000?
No! 
That's horrible!
37.) Do you sometimes get depressed?
Only went I'm tired! 
38.) Do you live with your parents?
Yes.
39.) Do you have plans for your future?
Of course I have plans! Doh! Get a 2:1, and get a job!
Why is this blog.co.uk people?
Really enjoying it now! 
And, acquiring plenty of notes, too! 
Either that means Marxism is easy to understand, or I've just written a load of nonsensical drivel! 
Hmm. I suppose that is what a blog is for! 
"Imposing Democracy" - realised that in my Middle East seminar! Hmm. Very political! 
And, only one headphone works as well! (Though, that is probably my fault!). 
