Haha! :)) The man is so stupid! Oh, he's President of the United States. Maybe that isn't funny!

"I mean, I read the newspaper. I mean, I can tell you what the headlines are. I must confess, if I think the story is, like, not a fair appraisal, I'll move on. But I know what the story's about." —Philadelphia, Dec. 12, 2005

Umm. No you don't, George!

"Those who enter the country illegally violate the law."
—Tucson, Ariz., Nov. 28, 2005

They wouldn't be violating the law, if it wasn't illegal!

"I think younger workers—first of all, younger workers have been promised benefits the government—promises that have been promised, benefits that we can't keep. That's just the way it is."—Washington, D.C., May 4, 2005

Hands up, if you actually know what he is talking about!

"After the bombing, most Iraqis saw what the perpetuators of this attack were trying to do."—(On the bombing of the Golden Mosque of Samarra in Iraq) March 13, 2006, Washington, D.C.

"Perpetuators"!? Would that be George and Tony? What are they trying to do?

"The Complete Bushisms"