Saw this funny letter in The Independent, this morning;

Written with his finger by a youth in our local car park, in the dust on the windscreen of a very dirty huge gas-guzzler, were the initials LIVID. I asked the vandal what they meant. "Large Imposing Vehicle Irresponsible Driver," says he.
Noel Thompson(No relation to the blogger!)
Tavistock, Devon.

What's a SmartCar, then? Small Vehicle Idiot Driver (SVID)?