1. Do you schedule sex?
Sex?! Don't have any to schedule!

2. When do you shower, morning or night?
Usually in the morning.

3. What do you read on the john?
If I read anything, it would be a book. At the moment, it's The Moomins.

4. Do you spend a lot of time styling your hair in the morning?
No. Two minutes is enough.

5. When do you go to bed?
Whenever I feel like it!

6. What is your favorite nighttime ritual?
Setting my radio alarm, and checking to make sure I set it. (I'm wondering if I have OCD!)

7. Do you hook up with friends during the week?
Depends if it's term time.

8. When do you start your day?
Whenever I get up; sometime between 7am and 11am.

9. Do you eat breakfast on the fly?
No.

And the final daily ritual....

10. Is brushing your teeth essential to starting your day?
No.