*Or, as most people refer to it, London.

Leaving Costco's car park yesterday, I saw two motorists who clearly had no clue.

1. Dopey women in small 4x4 sitting in the middle of the roadway, blocking other drivers in the car park. - NOTE: If you're waiting for someone, do it in a way that doesn't annoy the hell out of other people.

2. Someone in big, lumbering vehicle reversing out of a space and making a big deal out of turning round and leaving the car park. - May I suggest a smaller motor, one you can probably handle? ;)

And what is it with leaving objects lying in the road? Ever thought a hubcap, recycling box or pile of rubbish in a position where people can drive over it, might just cause an accident?!