Mariah Carey: She's got a new single out, and it's number one - that's irritating enough (without listening to her whine).

Kate & Gerry McCann: Just when you had thought they were getting on with their lives, the Portuguese police decide to make the irresponsible pair front page news again! :yawn:

Mohamed Al Fayed: For the last time, shut up! Let the rest of the country move on, you publicity-seeking media whore.

That is all.