**One
Word.**
You.
Can.
Only.
Type.
One.
Word.

Not as easy as you might think*. Remember: one word answers.

Where is your mobile phone? Pocket
Your significant other? non-existent
Your hair? Blonde
Your mother? Dead
Your father? Mad
Your favourite thing? Books
Your dream last night? strange
Your favorite drink? Wine
Your dream/goal? writer
The room you're in? Bedroom
Your ex? non-existent
Your fear? lifts
Where do you want to be in 6 years? novelist
Where were you last night? home
What you're not? salesperson
One of your wish list items? Nightwish
Where you grew up? London
The last thing you did? cleaned
What are you wearing? jumper
Your TV? aerial-less
Your pets? dead
Your computer? black
Your life? direction-less
Your mood? meh
Missing someone? Mum
Your car? Scratched
Something you're not wearing? dress
Favourite Store? bookshop
Your summer? wine
Like someone? erm....
Your favourite colour? pinkblack
Last time you laughed? lunchtime
Last time you cried? erm...