Just when I thought footless tights were the most pointless fashion item ever invented, yesterday's Observer proves me wrong.

Gladiator sandals (especially the knee-high ones).

I mean, why? What is the point of something with more buckles than you have energy to do up? Remember, these are summer footwear. Summer is a very hot season, when you really do not want to spend ages fiddling with buckles!

And what occasion would the sandals be required attire for?
1. Beat up Christians night?
2. Biblical fancy dress?

Seriously, what bright spark poncey designer person thought that these were a good idea? They're not exactly filling a gap in the market, even if there is an impressionable Chav who thinks "I've always wanted a pair of them!"

But then, the Impressionable Chav and Fool market is precisely what they are aiming for.