For possible consignment into Room 101, or whatever fate we agree is appropriate.

1. The backstabbing, pathetic no-hopers from Wednesday night's The Apprentice. Specifically, the "leader" who couldn't lead a piss up in a brewery, Martin Jol in drag and "The Good Jewish Boy" who doesn't actually understand Kosher - therefore contradicting his own CV. (Yes, I'm aware that is very common!).

2. Josef Fritzl's defence team. For announcing that they're going to plead insanity. STOP MALIGNING THE INSANE! We are not controlling, power crazed nut cases.