Because sitting in front of a photocopier all day tends to lead the mind down some strange paths.
1. The ginger one who was evicted from The Apprentice on Wednesday night is possibly Martin Jol in drag. A random tangent, what happens to these desperate people after the series? Are they really actors?
2. The workload of Admin Staff is never considered by people in high places, yet if we ever happened to decide to go on strike, I'm sure the whole country will grind to a halt. 
3. Is it possible to travel clockwise around London's outer boroughs by bus? I'm sure it is, and have started work on a game to test this theory.
And, that is the (clean) extracts of what goes through my head in a normal working week!
