Free with the Saturday edition of The Guardian, was this guide to the summer festivals. Inside is a totally untrue, but humourous diary of Jay-Z's "99 Glastonbury Problems".
The best two are these;
75. I am having a rap battle with some dude from Kaiser Chiefs, and he's winning.
76. The dude dressed as a robot on stilts has joined in, and now I am coming third.
If you have yesterday's Guardian lying around (if you're anything like me, it lasts into Observer Day), pick up this supplement and read the other 97 gems! 
kevinwilson
Pro 
sounds good!