My weekly slot into which I insert the things that have annoyed me/made me depressed and despair for humanity this week into Room 101.

Chris Martin: (And the rest of Coldplay, whoever they are) You are not some kind of groundbreaking musician/lyricist, you make mediocre sh*te with lyrics that make as much sense as leaving a Chocolate Teapot in the sun on the hottest day of summer - ie, none! You're basically Girls Aloud with guitars and facial hair. Stop pretending you are brilliant. Okay?!

The Unelected Lot at the top of the EU: When a nation of people votes against a treaty, they are not expressing a wish to leave the European Union, so perhaps it might be a good idea to listen to what is worrying them. You know, like in a democracy - that thing you want everyone else to have, but you can clearly do with out?! Do you know the meaning of the word hypocrisy? :??: Could we have some democracy in Europe, please??