Borrowed from young Landers.
1. Who's the black sheep in your family?
No one, as far as I can think of.
2. Do you take your coffee black?
Not quite, but sometimes I have so little milk that it's practically black.
3. Do you own a Blackberry?
No. Far too techy and expensive for me!
4. Which black forest would you rather eat - cake or ham?
The cake, because of the chocolate and the cream. 
5. Have you ever had a black eye?
Not a black eye, but I remember my eye swelling up once after chopping onions (I always wash my hands after handling onion or chillis now!). 
ianrthorpe
I was happy to cry for the first time while chopping an onion the other day, was starting to think I had a problem x
1 No
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2 No
3 No
4 Oo-er, can I say Angela Griffin's (this is your chance to paraphrase the famour Wogan to George Best line, "I t'ink yer just did Ian
5 Not for many years - since I gave up contact sports