Gordon Brown: Take the hint - not many of us actually like you, and wish that we all could vote you out of office as well as the less than five percent of the population who you "represent". Having said that, you really represent just how undemocratic our system is! >:-(

Rail Companies & all those associated with them: Can you tell me how London Euston to Craven Arms via Crewe is not a valid route? I leave Euston on one of Branson's tilting trains, change at Crewe and get the obscure border train to Craven Arms. How is that not valid? It's not like I've decided to go via Inverness, is it?! Think outside of the box, train people!

Marks & Spencer: For the strange logic they employed in deciding that bigger breasted women can actually afford to pay more for bras that support. Listen greedy twats, I have two points to make;
1. Some of us aren't glamour models like Jordan, and we really cannot afford to be spending over 20 quid on our bras - but we have no choice, we need them more than an A-cup!
2. Learn how to measure properly, and stop squeezing my fellow Busts 4 Justice members into smaller bras.
New Look you can go in until you decide to stock DD+ plus bras in all your stores, and can I have some pretty styles. I'm sick of the way some of the most gorgeous lines don't go up to F cups!