Went to London, couldn't keep myself out of Foyles. (It's not an addiction that I need help for, thanks!) ![]()
Walked round to St James' Park, and saw the banners with that embarrassment of a logo lining The Mall! I don't know how much it cost, but I'm sure I could have done better for ten pounds. Without smashing things!
Guide for any tourists in London: The London Underground is designed to be as unfriendly as possible.
1) Noisy carriages - you have to turn your Ipods up high to hear the music.
2) Always sitting opposite someone who constantly stares at you, even if they aren't actually wanting to.
The Ipod was designed for Londoners - so they had an excuse not to make conversation on the transport system!


If they don't have an ipod, you can guarantee they'll have their head stuck in the metro newspaper!