..And no that isn't fans of Adele's music!

Can you please tell me, Pedestrians of London, why you all seem determined to kill your good selves by throwing yourselves in front of me!?

1. I do not wish you to be killed.
2. I have no wish to kill you.
3. I have no intention of losing my licence for killing you!

I hope this clears it up, I don't want to bring out the picture book.

Coming not very soon: Cyclists. An illustrated guide into what traffic signals mean!