Ten Top Trivia Tips about Ros!
1. The Asteroid Belt between Mars and Jupiter is made entirely of Ros.
(I get out a bit!)
2. Finding Ros on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck!
(And if you want more good luck, you have to give the original good luck to me)
3. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Ros.
(White chocolate isn't chocolate, it's milk chocolate for small children!)
4. Ros is the only metal that is liquid at room temperature.
(Yes, tears from all the bloody hayfever!)
5. Ros is born white; her pink feathers are caused by pigments in her typical diet of shrimp.
(My pink attire is caused entirely by my love of prawns)
6. You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching Ros!
(It's quite boring watching me)
7. Ros will often glow under UV light.
(Or when she's in love)
8. Half a cup of Ros contains only seventeen calories!
(Yes, and I need those calories, so give them back!!)
9. You should always open Ros at least an hour before drinking her.
10. India tested its first nuclear Ros in 1974.
(And she didn't explode, so they brought in nuclear weapons asap!)
