From La Spice's idea here.

Guests: Leonard Cohen, Wendy Cope, Carol Ann Duffy and Andrew Motion.

Menu:
Curried Carrot & Coriander Soup (starter)
Roast Lamb cooked in a bottle of red wine and served with roast potatoes and Yorkshire Puds (Main)
Chocolate Cheesecake (dessert).
Selection of fine cheap red wines for drinks.

Theme will be poetry - each guest bringing their favourite piece of poetry, or something they've written themselves. (That's why I have poets for my guests)

It will be the winning night because.... it has literature, good food and wine. What more do you need?!